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The Tree Incident

Me and Tim were having a slap fight and I was kicking his ass hard when he got really pissed.

I let up on him and he ran off into his yard and climbed up a tree and just sat there breathing really hard.

John was there as a bystander and I looked at him with a "wtf?", we were both baffled that Tim just ran up a tree.

Since Tim got his ass slapped down like a bitch and his only reaction was to run up a tree, this is forever known as the "Tree Incident".

As a side note, Tim explains the Tree Incident as "I was so mad that if I didn't run up that tree then I was going to kick your ass for real!"

Nice one Tim, you were the one getting bitchslapped.

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