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The Rash is Out of Control

This is a story about my only British friend, Helly. She IMed me one day years ago because she wanted an American online friend.

This girl knows that I am messed up in the head, but she laughs, and being separated by a few thousand miles and a huge body of water probably makes her a bit more comfortable.

I only talk with her online maybe once every month or two. But about 3 years ago I asked her how she was doing and she replied "Well I am kinda mad because I have a rash".

A few months later I talk to her again and I say "So hows the rash?"

She responds: "The rash is OUT OF CONTROL!"

This story I believe happened in early 2001, and to this day she still has the rash, she has to use some sort of topical cream daily to keep it under control.

Now I am glad we are separated by thousands of miles and a huge body of water.

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