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The Man With No Jaw

I could write novels about Wal-mart people. But this guy just freaked me out, he is a greeter at a local Wal-mart, and the man has no lower jaw.

I mean there is skin there, but no bone, it is really hard to explain but the man is so freakish looking that he scares me.

I think I'll use him to scare my future kids into good behavior - "Eat your spinach or you'll end up like the no-jaw freak" or "You get to bed now or the no-jaw freak will take your jaw as a replacement!!"

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