The Least Gay DessertWe get to the end of our meal and Matt is like "damn I want dessert, but I don't think I can eat it all" so I'm like "no problem I can eat half of it". On the menu are a bunch of really fruity things, that if anyone saw two men sharing they would immediately assume homosexuality was in play. Matt had already seen one of his clients there, so the old "no one you know would be there" is right out. We are checking the menu and the going down it "parfait, way too gay... strawberry shortcake, only for fruitcakes..." We finally decided upon a huge cookie and ice cream sandwich thing, which was not gay, and was easily sharable without homosexual "spoon touchings". This story goes hand in hand with the "Lets Fuck Monkey" story. Back |
