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Sorry, I Was Looking At Jugs

Me and Tina were in Laguna Beach on vacation and we went up to this nice little Greek restaurant to eat.

I am looking out on to the street below when I notice this chick with huge breasts, so being the man I am, I begin to stare.

Just about this time Tina decides to get romantic and busts out with the most luscious, movie-like "I love you" imaginable.

Now my concentration is still on those huge tits down below, so I don't even look at her and just fire off an obligatory "I love you too".

Tina gets kinda pissed and says "You didn't even say it like you meant it!" and so I finally tear myself away from the breasts walking by and say "Sorry, I was looking at jugs".

She laughed, and began looking at the jugs with me.

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