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My Wheel Falls Off

Me and Tim were at the local skating rink showing off, and some kid comes up to us and says "you guys are awesome".

So me and Tim start bragging up a storm, talking about how we are god-like and the lords of skate.

I say "Yah, I never fall down".

I must have angered the gods of skate becuase I'll be fucked if the back wheel on my skate didn't fall off at that moment and cause me to fall right on my ass.

This story always makes me feel like such a fucker.

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