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Homeless Man Finds a Shoe

I was stopped at a traffic light and I saw this bum there begging for change, I was feeling alright that day, so I flagged him over and fished out a couple of 1's from my wallet.

The bum is saying his usual thank you's when I notice he is only wearing one shoe. So I say "Hey buddy, looks like you lost a shoe there..." the bum replies "nah man, I found one".

Those were the best 3 bucks I have ever spent.

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