Hilal and AmadorAt two different jobs I've had guys like that, Hilal and Amador. The thing about Hilal and Amador is that they both had extremely threatening alter-egos. When angered, both could fly off the handle and go into a rage, picking up and throwing chairs, people, desks. Like the Hulk, nothing is safe from them when they are angry, I have seen them rip entire cabinets out of the wall when they ran out of small things to throw. Once Hilal ran outside, uprooted a 30 foot palm tree and swung it around like a baseball bat until his anger subsided. Amador even had a nickname for his rage-self, Slamador - and boy could he, I have seen him tear a metal office door from it's hinges and then throw it like a frisbee. Editors Note: These guys never actually got angry or did anything like this, but if you want to add some spice to your water cooler chat, start talking about how the quiet guy in the office has a wicked alter ego. If your co-workers have any sense of humor at all, it will be an endless source of laughs. Back |
