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Gas Station Door Cripples Patrons

For the ultimate in lazy American convenience, we have the combo Gas Station/MiniMart/Fast Food Restaurant.

There is one of them with a Jack in the Box in it that Lauren had a 2 for 1 coupon for, so we decided to head down there.

While we were enjoying our food, I was people watching. I noticed that the Gas Station door seemed a bit stiff, because person after person would open it a quarter of the way, then the door would go rigid and cripple whoever was trying to go through it.

So me and Lauren sat there talking and checking out the door, watching people cripple themselves on it.

It never failed, no matter how large or small the patron was, they'd open the door a quarter of the way, it'd get stiff, and they'd cripple themselves on it trying to walk through.

What can I say, I'm easily amused.

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