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Fart in Dave's Office

This story takes place when my old band was in the recording studio cutting our album.

At the studio there were a few office rooms where employees would do things like engineering for new studios, handle phones, etc.

One of the guys there, Dave, seemed like a really tightass jerk. So whenever one of us had to rip some ass, the engineer (Matt) would tell us to "fart in Dave's office".

So in that way, Dave's office became a repository for our farts if he wasn't there.

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